Where could she be...oh tell me please?

I really liked the ending, I think I laughed out loud (sometimes I can't remember when I laughed in my head and when I laugh out loud especially when there's no one there to listen) it was just such a contrast. My favourite by far was the description of the oil rig worker, I could see it so clearly, and the last line too (I am assuming Home Depot is some sort of hardware/home-ware/DIY type thing maybe?? I have never heard of it..)